Definitions that trolls put on insulting words like stupid or dumbass that often say shit like "a person who looks up 'stupid' in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means" or "a person who looks up 'dumbass' in the dictionary". It's so annoying when these come up.
Guy: I'm just derping on the urban dictionary. Let's search for the word "stupid".
(typing)
Definition: A person who looks up "stupid" in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means.
Sample Sentence: You are stupid.
Guy:(really pissed now) FUCKING TROLLS!!! FUCK THESE TROLL DEFINITIONS!
A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary which enjoys a fine and happy life, generating views and many thumbs up and down. It enters the language triumphantly, good people everywhere now using it. Then, in an instant, the word or phrase mysteriously vanishes from Urban Dictionary, and no one seems to know why.
He hunted for the missing definition. It was gone from his own pages. For a day or two it still showed up in the search bar, and in a Google search, then went completely AWOL. The author, deciding to re-submit it, got the "oops" message - the definition already existed - even though it didn't. Paging Sherlock Holmes.
A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.
Someone: Searches Joe Biden
*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*
Political definitions
A definition on urban dictionary which defines someone's name, usually the definer's name, or the name of someone who the definer knows about.
Self-definition:
"Bob is a sweet person who is a sex god"
Defined by Bob
Like:
"Jane is a sweet person who is nice"
Defined by John
Hate:
"Bob is an asshole who defines names, and is so fat and ugly."
Defined by Jane
Name Definition
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Phrase used to confirm that something is completely legit and totally believeable. Also means "I agree".
Angelique: Dude did you see that guy?
Allison: Yeah, he was so freakin' cute.
Angelique: Right, I'd hit that..twice.
Allison: definitely forreal.
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Definitions submitted by users to urbandictionary.com, a slang dictionary
I submitted your definitions to Urban Dictionary. How cool is that?
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