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A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.
Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
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Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.
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A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.
Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."
A ultimate response to anyone who uses "you mum gay lol" or "your dad a lesbian" using this will cripple you opponent
causing a full body shut down
P1- Your mum gay lol
P2-Well your dad a lesbian
P1- *shuketh* your grandpa a transgender.
P2- Dies x2
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Bro gets no bitches and looks mad deformed. This man is ugly and is a NPC
Look at this Goofy ahh grandpa lookin
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Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%
May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*
Mays Dad: *Cries to death*
Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*
The act of a man placing the wrinkly scrotum over the other partners nose resembling boots hanging from a tied string.
When I watched "Lemon Party" did I see one of those old men perform Grandpa's Ol' Huntin' boots?
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