Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

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Comfort zone

A comfortable spot. Preferably in front of the TV so you can bingewatch Netflix with good food, tea and blankets.

Jackie Burkhart: What did you do today Steven?

Steven: Oh, I just watched Netflix in my comfort zone. You know, the one you decorated for me with the pink pillows and candles.

zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.

I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.

bread zone

the bread zone is when you have put too little of your sandwich filling of choice into your sandwich and therefore entering the bread zone.

me: this sandwich looks awesome! I can't wait to eat it!
friend: I sure hope you don't enter the bread zone!

me, realizing the bite I took was just full of bread: ...oh no
friend: I can't believe you just entered the bread zone, bro..

periodic zone

PERIODIC ZONE

GET IN THE ZONE. PERIODIC ZONE

IF YOU AINT STACKIN YOU SLACKIN

wii-zone

Wii-Zone
6 foot radius around an active wii player. Being in this area you are prone to being hit by a player in motion

Hey watch out dude, your in my wii-zone.

Pyramid Zoned

When you think you are going on a date but it’s actually just someone trying to sell you an awful MLM or pyramid scheme.

“I went on a date with Chris but he ended up trying to sell me some awful insurance from an MLM. Shame, he was cute...”

“Sounds like you got pyramid zoned.”