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The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. The penis is a reproductive organ, technically an intromittent organ, and for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination.
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The feeling of grass caressing you and gently whispering 'mmmmmmmmmmm'
I was the fields the other day when i tripped, i then started to cry because i felt will's penis all over my face.
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Some either really long it really short thing, boys don’t know how to keep it in there pants and most boys look at other boys penis. Anoth word for dick
“Ayo wth is this it’s falling out of my pants it’s so short”
Bro jack that’s ur penis
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An instrument of god.
Damnit Judas, I am going to smack you with my penis.
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Man: Hey you seen the new best gadget?
Woman: Nope why wot is it?
Man: *Opens pants* The Penis
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1: Noun. Anybody who writes definitions for sexual organs on an online dictionary, esp. anonymously
2: Noun. Anybody who refers to the reader in the definition
3: Interjection. Often used in more polite circles by people who don't realize that saying "Penis" is just as shocking as saying "Fuck."
1: Dude, whoever wrote this is a penis.
2: Dude, that guy just called me a penis! That penis!
3: Oh, penis.
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