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suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)
Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.
A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night
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When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty
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Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Used as a comeback when someone insults you,
or just when someone says anything really..
Fred: OMG, you're such a gimp.
Bill: What's your mum?
Luke: This milk has gone off. It's all stale and lumpy.
Jane: What's your mum?
Etc.
This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.
Someone: What are we going to do
You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby
I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum
Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man
Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg
Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here
Me: okay mama
Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us
when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman
"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"