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When you finish the whole bottle of wine before you finish the appitzers
Rachel: I just finished my whole bottle of.wine before my dinner came out.
Corey: oh a normal tuesday...
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1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc
2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test
3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room
3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.
4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you
5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.
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"I am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses."
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People that wear T-Shirts and have beards
French people are normal people - Silly Goose
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What someone says when asked a question they may not know the answer to.
Jack: "Sally, what did the indians use to make such cool arrowheads???"
Sally: "Normally drugs."
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Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.
Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."
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An expression which is counterintuitively used to indicate extreme obsession/hyperfixation about something or somebody.
"I'm feeling normal about glaggleland recently, you know, this theme park is so joyous!"
This term is typically used to establish communism. But it also means that whoever your playing yugioh with is not skilled and chose this deck because they suck at the game.
Dave: normal summon aleister?
David: why do you play this dogwater deck?
Dave: activate fusion destiny?