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Don’t mind me just beating my cock hard!
Nate is currently jerking off.
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something to do on yo spare time
fuck ima jerk offcock tonight 8====D*
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When a girl wraps her thong around a guys cock and jerks him off.
Kath loved to jerk off guys with her thong.
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1. cooking meat over burning pimento wood
2. more commonly used to refer to spicy seasoned meat that has become a popular Jamaican food
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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
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somethin from a really stupid joke that george was obsessed with and flew to ohio for a chance to use it on an episode of seinfeld
"yea well the jerk store called and their running out of you!"
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When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.
Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?
Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.