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suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

by Paedo69 December 23, 2017

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your nans cheeks cause earthquakes

when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon

Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know

by cranekick May 25, 2020


i’ll stab ye nan yeh?

usually an interaction between 2 or more brits, saying that one will stab the others man.

mate 1: american football not real football yeh?

mate 2: there’s no such thing as american football , you say that again i’ll stab ye nan yeh?

by Carl-de-la-santos_sick January 18, 2021


Nan Hua High School

A school full of fab people yah? Velli good yes? Got some homophobes inside but most of them still respect. Velli good canteen food and ppl there very nice. The dance people flexible yes? I come from Badminton and the seniors Velli hot one. Join yah👍 (In 2022 I’m sec 1 so in 2023 y’all can meet me too yeyey)

“Omg y’all should go eat Nan Hua High Schools food! It’s great!”

by Hazeldeeznuts February 12, 2022

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ww2 bomb explosion in your nans bedroom

Men’s fragrance created by the one and only @yejisoos on tiktok

Person 1: yo dude you smell so scrumptious today 😩😩
Person 2: yeah dude that’s cause I’m wearing the designer fragrance: WW2 bomb explosion in your Nans bedroom

Person 3: oh dayum I love that stuff I need to buy some 😩😩😍😍

by Thejaemin May 23, 2021


man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy

Thought of of the longest most stupid word(thats isnt welsh)in the world. in short term it is a joining word such as "and" used by the han-solos of the 14th century but phased out due to the inconvience of not only its length or difficult pronounciation but for its abilty to make theatre plays such as the well known "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia" much much longer as actors had to spend many extra seconds saying it, instead of "and".

" Oh my god!!! That Excess of vagina from verginia has killed my mother man-difo-hing- gunkadunk-jeer-hapless-nan-titifisoo- -canji-galalaloy (and) Dishonerd the family name. You basterd vagina, You basterd." extract from the Play "help my mother was killed by a excessivly large vagina from verginia"

by The creator of the unknown(john) March 23, 2005

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jern nan

Jern Nan is a nerdy guy with a pair of glasses and gets socially awkward when talking to people. Despite his awkwardness, his drawing skills is on point. But there's one thing, he always like to pick up on chicks but get friend zoned really hard.

John: Hey, look at him, he is such a Jern Nan.

Jim: I know right, who can make friends with such a person like him.

by WesternDickhead December 27, 2017