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October 24 is MY FUCKING BDAY WHICH IS IN 8 DAYS SO PLEASE "ONE LIKE= ONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISH" thanks <333
"oh today's october 24
"OH SHIT IT'S CORNELIAS BDAY"
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National eat the booty like groceries day
October 27 is the 300th day of the year so celebrate by eatin booty.
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October 4th is when the cutest people are born! They are so fun and nice, and they are genuine friends ❤️
October 4 is the best day to be born on
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National Hold hands with your girlfriend
Send to everyone for October 16th hurry
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National Girlfriend Appreciation Day, you have to do anything and everything your girlfriend says. You’re her slave for the day. Treat her like the Goddess she is.
October 25 is game time ladies, Isaac better be able to bury me in gifts.
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This day is commonly knows as Halloween, where children dress up as scary costumes or cosplay characters. Kids go knock on other people’s doors and usually say “Trick or Treat!” Getting candy from the people who give out candy. Also people who are born on this day a rarely but sometimes referred to demon semen. Including me.
“What’s on October 31st?”
“Halloween dummy! Everyone knows that! Also it’s my birthday”
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