hop block

(Spinoff of "cock block".) A hop block occurs when one person impedes another person's attempt to drink beer. Usually a spouse/significant other, but could be any friend, co-worker, or a complete stranger.

I had the bartender's attention for a moment, but the hot blonde at the other end of the bar keeps hop-blocking me.

I can't meet you to watch the game today. My wife pulled a major hop block by scheduling a hairdresser appointment, and I have to watch the kids.

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Tetris Block

What killed Chiaki Nanami 😚✌️

I don't like tetris blocks anymore

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

gock block

An instrument used typically by marching instructors that is made out of plastic or synthetic woods. The gock block is hit in order to establish or keep a tempo for musicians to march or play to. Also referred to as met or metronome.

Student 1: Bro, where's the met clicky thingy?
Student 2: You mean the gock block? I think it's in the director's office.

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Block Fishing

When police ride around looking for any old reason to pull someone over!

I watched as the same patrol car drove up and down the street at least five times in one hour block fishing! smh

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Block Spot

AKA blockspot, blocspot, ect

1. oldschool ghetto term for ones house, apartment, and or where one is chillin at that night.

2. the spot/ place where the party's at.

1. "you going with us or what?" "no I'm drunk as fuck, I'ma dip out to the block spot and euthanize some sheep while I slip into a coma"

2. "Shit! are we going to that bar or are we chillin at the blockspot krunkenstein?"

3. (2nd definition) on the telephone "bitch get your asses over here there's some killer dro and we got bout 30 people getting crippled at the blocspot, hell 25 more comin and they gonna be a DJ, shiiiit!, got some liquor?, weed huh? bring that shit nigga!!"

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blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.