When you’re having the banter with your mates and someone brings up that one guy you used to go to school with. Once he’s in the conversation there’s no shaking him. Eventually everyone else has to leave until only the goblin remains.
Euge: I just knew that Niall was about to Summon the Goblin last night.
Finn: Yeah, there was no room in the squad for him. Negative banter.
A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore
You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.
Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.
David was in disbelief after finding out he was serviced by a Glory Goblin and not a female.
Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.
"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"
"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".
You’re all just mad because you get zero Goblin Pussy
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A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.
"Damn, my homie says he's not gay, but he's such a Peen Goblin."
A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.
It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.
Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!