A hoe who is after your money.
This ho is a honey goblin
“omg did you see trisha went on keemstar’s podcast? she’s such a clout goblin.”
It’s an aesthetic, like cottage core but more, chaotic. Some would call someone with this aesthetic a ‘hoarder’ but to us it’s just collecting, we collect anything that gives us joy wich can be shells, buttons, mushrooms, bugs, trinkets and other things others would call trash. “one mans trash is another’s treasure”. The fashion is usually oversized ugly sweaters ,corduroy pants and boots. This aesthetic also contains a love for frogs and bugs.
person 1: why is that person running around looking for mushrooms?
person 2: It’s for the AeStHiC, ever heard of the qUiRkY gremlin core bitches?
(i’m goblin core , sorry if that was rude it was only a joke)
A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.
"Damn, my homie says he's not gay, but he's such a Peen Goblin."
Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.
David was in disbelief after finding out he was serviced by a Glory Goblin and not a female.
Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.
"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"
"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".