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An email you receive at 10PM from a co-worker that just went on vacation that contains a list of items he failed to fix over the last month.
Jesus, I just got Mike's List and now I have to head to Blomkin to fix a PC that's been down for 3 weeks.
Eating a meal with a group of Jewish People
My buddies and I got together one Sunday afternoon to watch the local football game and to have Dinnlers List around 17:00 hours.
The opposite of a "To-Do List", and isn't literally a list, but just an expression. Normally used when a friend/collleague/person says something that you should do/get and don't agree with. First appeared on the G4 TV Show "Code Monkeys".
Friend: "Hey, you should get that thing for that."
You: "I'm going to put that on my "To-Don't List"."
A list of people who are rude.
Joe was being very rude to John, so I put his name on the Frowning List.
An ordinary list containing extraordinary people who have either wronged you, undercut you, back stabbed you, blamed you to the point that you reward them by allowing them hononary induction onto your cunt list.
This guy at work keeps a mental list of all the people that have pissed him off. He calls it his cunt list.
A list of things you want to fuck before you die.
Example: dog, cat, bob from next door, etc.
Jane: hey did you see that sexy seagull?
Mary: yeah. I’ll put it on my fuck-it list.
The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks
Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."