August 5

Who ever is born on August 5, is a beautiful person with a wonderful personality.

Hey I’m born on august 5, I’m cool.

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June 5

National rail your girlfriend day

bob what are you doing?

Shut up its June 5

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June 5

A perfect beloved human that is extremely hot and sexy is born on June 5

Girl: Look at Bandar he’s so hot
Girl2: he’s probably born on June 5

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Battlefield 5

The new installment of the Battlefield series set in WW2.

Now with 100% more female pirates on the frontlines than Battlefield 1

Guy 1: "Have you seen the new trailer for Battlefield 5"

Guy 2: "Yeah, 100% more Thot Pirates in the frontlines of World War 2"

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April 5

National give/receive head day!! Link with somebody and give them head! And you get head too!

Bro its April 5th national give/receive head day. Who are you linking with today?

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March 5

Eat a shawty out day.

Bro it’s March 5 you already know i’m about to eat a shawty out!

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May 5

It’s May 5 go up to your crush and ask for his hoodie🙃

Girl:”can I have your hoodie it’s may 5.”
Boy:”sure.”
Girl:”thanks”

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