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Origins trace back to the Mousecat sometimes reffered to as Moosecat.The coolest of cool dance moves.. An up and down bouncing motion generally performed while driving but can be performed just as easily walking, eating, or while having sex. Easy to pull off but extremely difficult to perfect. When performed as awesome as the Mousecat, it is a sure fire way of attracting females and panda bears of all types. Also, it makes vaginas cry.
"How did that guy become so cool and get all those wet girls?"
" I dont know but ive never seen anyone mouse bounce like that before!"
"Oh shit look out for the panda bear!"
A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.
The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."
Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
It means "tough luck"
She stood you up at the movies? That's a bad bounce.
When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.
Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.
Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.
George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!
told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!
The act of standing in one place and attempting to dance in some sort of Ska variation, looking cool (to yourself). usually done holding onto the railing in front of you in the nosebleed section of the concert you were too cheap to pay for the floor seats.
Kevin: tonight I am going to see No Doubt with my daughter and a bunch of her tweenie friends. I hope I don't embarass myself too much in front of her with my Pole Bouncing....
When a crappy old honda is so low that the suspension can't even compress when it hits a bump so the whole car along with the people inside do a little "bounce" on every bump
"Hey look at that lowered civic behind us! He's got the Honda bounce!"