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n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.
n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?
Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
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It's when she pokes it.
Male 1: dude did you get laid last night
Male 2: nah, even better, I got a poke job!
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The act of consuming a Bojangle's BoBerry Biscuit while simultaneously receiving fellatio.
Dude, Cindy totally gave me an amazing Bo-Job last night!
Every time I go to Bojangles now I keep thinking about when that waitress gave me a Bo-Job. Changed my life forever.
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An Irmo job is a combination of several sexual positions/acts. Irmo Jobs usually consist of blow jobs, hand jobs, anal, titty jobs, and pervert jobs, and just overall just good sex.
Wow Bobby we tried so many positions last night that I may have accidentally given you an Irmo Job.
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You see that guy trying to make water flow uphill? He's a real whack job
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When a man or a woman verbally caresses a person's ego with kind words, to the point of blushing.
Girl: Oh professor, you have the cutest smile! Has anyone ever told you that?
Professor thinks to himself: I'm not about to fall for her Stroke Job! Just calmly tell her to go away and that shes failing no matter what she says.
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A pipette job is given by a rare and gifted individual in the laboratory setting. The three stages of a good pipette job include 1. wetting the rim, 2. insertion of the pipette tip and beginning graceful movements up and down, and 3. pipette ejaculation, occuring at the same time as the final thrust of the hand giving the PJ.
"Jessica gives the best PJ's in lab, although Anthony comes in at a close second when giving a pipette job to male cells"
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"Tris, you PJ'd the fuck out of those cells and made them break up."