Table tennis

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.

Who wants to play table tennis with me?

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table face

Racial slur describing an asian with a particularly flat face.

Oh man, check out that FOB, she's a major tableface!

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table shower

Getting a sexual massage for men ;)

“Bro I just got the best table shower , she definitely knew what she was doing lol”

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periodic table

Two dimensional Satan.

Nerd: The Periodic Table! The only woman who will ever love me!
Moderately socially accepted individual: Gimme your lunch money!

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table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

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table hit

scraping up small pieces of reefer from a surface used to roll a blunt/joint and packing a bowl with it

Stoner 1-"how the fuck did you just hit the bowl? i thought you just rolled the last nugget up!"

Stoner 2- "Table hit, man."

Stoner 1- "ahh. nice."

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Bonus Table

A table consisting of black people. For some reason, black people tend to tip servers horrible

If a bonus table's bill comes out to $100, they most likely will leave $4-$6 tip. In actuality, the tip should be $15-$20

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