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The neck pain, soreness, aching ribs, sunburn, blisters, hearing loss, moshing/crowd surfing injuries, heat related illness' that are experienced the day after spending a few hours/the day at Warp-Tour or tours like it.
Warp-Tour Hangover:
"Dude, Christina got elbowed in the face while crowd surfing and lost her voice screaming for Blood on the Dance Floor, Victoria got such a bad tank top tan that it hurts to lay down, Eduardo swears his ribs are bruised from that pit while We Came as Romans were playing, Ty was right in front of the stage for The Devil Wears Prada and still can't hear out of his right ear, Alyssa can't walk and couldn't buy food because she spent all her money on Black Veil Brides stuff, and Shelby spent all her time between shows bent over a trash can. Damn, I love Warp Tour.
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A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.
Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?
Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!
The hood tour a chain makes when it gets snatched off your favorite rapper. The chain (on average) touches about 8 goon necks and appears in 5 instagram lives before being sold or returned to the rapper.
YBN Almighty Jay thought he was safe in the trenches, now his chain is going on a greasy neck tour.
Seen on Michael Jackson’s home videos, it is a hilarious quote stating he “loved to tour” even though all of us fans know, it was a fat lie!
“I love to tour”
*everyone laughs*
When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.
Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.
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A phrase used to reference showing someone a good time. A way to imply sexual activity will ensue at a discrete location. Typically it involves taking a sexual partner to unique locations to engage in “extracurricular activities.”
Hey baby, come on up to Universal Studios and I’ll give you that “back lot tour.”
contestants race to finish a bag of franzia wine, and then ride bikes.
dude what did you do to your elbow?
tour de franzia last night, bro
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