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Something or someone who is really attractive or sexy
Wow look at her that’s oven porn right there
A particularly foul form of morning breath caused by dining on fish or seafood the night before and then not brushing one's teeth post meal.
Popularized by Pat from Achewood.
"I'd send the bitch packing if she came to bed with a chum oven like yours"
When a girl farts in your mouth and then you blow it into her vagina
My girl had some serious gas last night when I was eating her ass, so I gave her the pink oven.
Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.
Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.
Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!
Guy 1: I slept with a girl last night and her flesh oven stank!
Guy 2: Ewwwwww!
Just like a dutch oven, but you need to lying naked waiting for you significant other, and you shart under the covers. When they get in to the shit filled bed you cover their head with the covers and shout Oiled Oven.
My ass was covered with shit when she got into bed, but when I covered her head with the covers and made her smell the the oiled oven it was all worth it.