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When a girl farts in your mouth and then you blow it into her vagina
My girl had some serious gas last night when I was eating her ass, so I gave her the pink oven.
Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.
Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.
Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!
Guy 1: I slept with a girl last night and her flesh oven stank!
Guy 2: Ewwwwww!
not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.
"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."
The act of farting while a girl is going down on you while under the sheets.
Sara was blowing me and when I gave her the ghost oven she threw up on my dick before running down the hall like poltergeist with the sheet on her head.
this is an expression that describes teaching someone how to cook
bob: “can you make some pasta?”
steve: “ mate you might have to help me bolster the oven”