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Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.
It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"
Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup
"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"
Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge
That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!
The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session
Girl 1: img I can't even sit down
Girl 2: why, how comes?
Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn
Girl 2: auch
When a woman is on the rag, and drags her bleeding snatch across your face while you sleep.
I was sleeping peacefully when out of nowhere Lindsay gave me the ole' Rusty Oyster
After you cum inside her, her friend slurps it out
She asked her best friend if she would do the oregon oyster with her husband and her
When you have a chest infection, but still keen to give oral sex to your significant other. So you cough up a bit of green phlegm and spit it on them down under for a bit of extra lubrication.
Friend: "Hey, how have you been with this chest cold lately?"
"Yeah, good I gave my partner the Dirty Oyster last night."
Friend: "Oh that's nasty man."