Random
Source Code
Random
noun. Generally used as a moniker for an orca fat girl you've had sex with but are too embarrassed to acknowledge by name when discussing the night with your friends. Named for the dawning realization of just how fat she is, when one picks up her panties from the bedroom floor and they are large enough to use as a spinnaker on a medium sized yacht.
"Normally I go for skinny, athletic chics; but after 6 beers and a half a bottle of scotch I often wake up next to spinnaker-panties in the morning. When I picked them up, her panties stretched my entire arm span."
When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.
KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."
When her pube patch is so big, so thick and bushy that the hairs hang out over the top of the panties like some straight-across bangs.
I knew she was hirsute when she lifted up her shirt and all I could see were matted panty bangs.
To leave the site of a one night stand, the morning after, in such a rush that ones unfound panties must be left behind.
The sober reaction to a one night stand where you leave in such a haste, that you leave your panties.
I stayed at that guys place last night but he was not as cute this morning. I was panty skipping through work all day!
When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.
“I executed a pantie hammock with Jessica after school”
When you finally get a finger inside the panties and get a little diddle action. Usually occurs after a few weeks of dating and making out enough that she gets so horning and is ready for a little finger action.
Rachel was holding out but finally got her so hot that I was able to panty breach last night. Smell my finger braaaaahhhh!!!
An average looking, sometimes visually unappealling male who can convince beautiful women to engage in sexual activities with him by simply talking to them and overpowering them with his charm/suaveness.
For Rich to be such an average guy, he sure gets the smokin' hot women. He's known as the "panty whisperer".
4👍 1👎