a female only interested in money
She only roll wit him cause of his phat ride...pure paper doll!
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Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.
Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?
Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!
Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?
Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.
Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!
Toilet paper residue on your manhood, after you wipe urin off the tip.
Kevin: "Damn, I got paper penis again. I hate when that happens!"
Jeff: "You're a dick head! Only girls wipe!"
The act of stealing another's roll of toilet paper and then putting it in your own restroom.
"Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "
like a paper pusher, but someone who works in an office who just passes along papers to a coworker without adding any real value.
Jennifer: Rick is worthless. All he does is pass the papers on to you without doing any real work or adding value.
Greg: Yeah, he's nothing but a paper passer.
A napkin
I'll grab the straws and some hot sauce. These tacos are gonna be messy, so can you grab a bunch of mouth paper?