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paper doll

a female only interested in money

She only roll wit him cause of his phat ride...pure paper doll!

by Dirty September 23, 2003

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PAPER MONKEY

Someone who has a desk job doing paperwork.

Boss: Kathryn what are you doing?

Kathryn: I'za doin my werk like a good Paper Monkey!

Guy on a first date: So what do you do for a living?

Girl: I work at a car dealership, processing loan applications.

Guy: Ohh! Your a Paper Monkey!

by RedRibbonSword October 17, 2010


Paper penis

Toilet paper residue on your manhood, after you wipe urin off the tip.

Kevin: "Damn, I got paper penis again. I hate when that happens!"
Jeff: "You're a dick head! Only girls wipe!"

by SangitEde September 9, 2014


Ass Paper

The paper you use to wipe your ass

I just ran out of ass paper

by Karim17 April 6, 2016


paper snatching

The act of stealing another's roll of toilet paper and then putting it in your own restroom.

"Mary and I went to the public restrooms at the park and did some proper paper snatching because we ran out. "

by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017


paper passer

like a paper pusher, but someone who works in an office who just passes along papers to a coworker without adding any real value.

Jennifer: Rick is worthless. All he does is pass the papers on to you without doing any real work or adding value.

Greg: Yeah, he's nothing but a paper passer.

by gferro October 15, 2009


Mouth Paper

A napkin

I'll grab the straws and some hot sauce. These tacos are gonna be messy, so can you grab a bunch of mouth paper?

by Trova2 August 30, 2017