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Hillbilly Parade

(n) A line of broke-down 15-year-old pickup trucks driving 10-under the speed limit, or slower, in the left lane on a divided interstate highway. Frequently the pickup behind is mere inches from the pickup in front. You may see the driver (typically male) shouting angrily through his toothless lips.

I couldn't pass for 30 miles when I was driving in Kansas, due to the Hillbilly Parade in the left lane.

by McGrobb September 7, 2011

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Parade Of Shoes

A store in which is gay because the cashier screws her mom as they get all us pissed by the rule of needing an adult to shop with you.

"PARADE OF SHOES ISN'T A PARADE"

or

"Parade Of Shoes loses bussiness because Daria, Karen, Matt and I got pissed and will now not shop there"

by FrozenIce December 27, 2005

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freak parade

when you're friend calls you up at your most bored moment and informs you there are a plethora of hunnies up in his place prime for the fucking

"Yo I was sitting around playin ms. pacman and readin webster's dictionary when my friend hit me up with the 'FREAK PARADE'"

by Jay40 November 29, 2005

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parade rest

term used when members of military service (usually males) see a very attractive woman whether the female is miltary or civilian, and slightly refers to the military term of standing at attention-in this case for the gorgeous lady.

Male 1: " Wow Poh-rade rest!"
Male 2: "Agreed"

OR

Female : "Did you see the girl driving that hummer?
Male : "Was she parade rest material?"
Female : "Phuck yea!"

by fister 187 March 22, 2012

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Bulls On Parade

Means 'Cans on Display'. To be used when in the vicinity of cans, which are prominently on display, and you wish to point out to a mate that there are cans on display without notifying the owner of the cans.

*cans walk into room*
guy1: hey dude, bulls on parade son
guy2: *turns and surveys the cans* Worrdddd!!
Owner of cans: *Oblivious look*

by Caboss October 28, 2006

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Mayday Parade

A group of young homosexuals who now think that they have a right to continue making terrible music even tho their songwriter is signed with another band.

Mayday Parade sucks donkey balls.
The new Mayday Parade album is horseshit
Dude, if we dont write better songs, people will think that were mayday parade

by Chip Slickstuff November 29, 2010

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freak parade

A collaboration of people that are considered freaks or freaky/weird characteristics.

Hey, I heard downtown their is going to be a serious freak parade. All types of people. Just remember to wear underwear over your pants.

by Jericho Waverly July 11, 2008

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