peas n carrots

When you are on stage, but in the background or off to stage left or right and are supposed to be carrying on a whispered/background conversation you continue to repeat "peas and carrots" to each other so the audience sees the lips moving, and can hear the psst-pssts, but cannot understand what you are saying.

Mailman: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <looks over to Mr Bernard at stage center>

Mrs. talkstoomuch: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <places hands on hips>

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peas and cheese

a cute and or manipulative way of saying "please"

"waiter" can i have another shot for me and my friend, peas and cheese

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Black Eyed Peas

A rap group for white people who don't like rap.

First Bill Cosby, now this shit. The Black Eyed Peas sold out, now they need to die out.

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Buying Frozen Peas

Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.

We've decided not to have any more kids, so I'm seriously considering buying frozen peas.

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oh my peas

phrase Princess Pea from "Super WHY" says whenever something goes wrong. A less offensive way of saying "Oh my God"

Oh my peas, why is that hare upside down?

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2 peas in a pod

Very similar, a couple made for each other

Look at Abbie and Hunter, they're like 2 peas in a pod.

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Black Eyed Peas

The backside of a very unhygienic person.

Pull your pants back up! Your black eyed peas are making me sick.

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