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when your friend talks about cheese.
Person 1: 'yoooo i love cheese'
Person 2: 'yoooo thats actually a pear moment'
A Smash Bros/Final Fantasy pun. Sephiroth, who is the 9th DLC fighter in SSBU and comes from Final Fantasy series, is supposed to say "despair" but it sounds like "dis pear" (or "this pear")
Sephiroth: Shall I give you dis pear?
A rough exterior of that is sweet on the inside just like having sex with your acupuncturist
That one fictional company from iCarly and VICTORiOUS.
I wish the Pear company was real...
To take a single male testicle in ones mouth, swish it around as best you can, and then switch to the other. This technique is naturally difficult to preform on one balled men. Historically, Hitler was never pear juggled. Most effect when preformed in forests or areas with heavy shrubbery.
“Did you hear Hitler only had one testicle? Definitely never had his pears juggled.”
“Bro, I love a spot of pear juggling”
A Pear used to reference the scale of objects.
Heres a standard reference pear for scale.
Someone who is crazy. Has no boundaries. They eat everyone’s food and they aren’t ashamed. The legacy she left at Phoebe Hearst was “uh oh pear” and to block someone if they annoy you.
OMG look at pear she’s so fat lmaoo.