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pedophile laugh

when everyone else is asleep and you see something that makes you want to laugh-- loudly. in this case you are forced to let out a small awkward giggle and refrain from your standard cackle, this makes you sound like a pedophile :))))

"i read your text last night at 3am and my pedophile laugh came out"

by minpin rico May 22, 2015


tree pedophiles

Another more fun name for a sloth.

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.

by Your moms vajay February 21, 2014


Pedophile High

When you get so high than you become paranoid that your parents only conceived you to molest you. Coined by rapper Reptilian God Mana

You need to watch what you're smoking , you don't want to get Pedophile High.....

by SMACKMAN USA November 19, 2022


Pedophile Gray

An old lonely pedophile who looks down girls shirts whilst helping them with their math n bitches at the tru G's who tell him off.

cuhhhriiiip

student1: ay cuzz that nigga gray was checcin down your shirt today
student2: fucc cuzz that pedo is hella sicc

nigga1: nigga checc that female cuzz
nigga2: nigga what the fucc she like 12 years old. dont be a pedophile like gray

new_student: fucc cuzz i got a blocc math class
vetran_student: haha have fun wit pedophile gray cuzzo

by HTC_Crip4_Life January 17, 2009

65๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pedophile Express

Blogs, especially Internet Relay Chat (IRC) based online discussion groups, which do not identify and screen out sexual offenders and predators.

I supported the Wikipedia until I found out that it was the Pedophile Express.

Watch out for the MySpace the Pedophile Express.

Sexual offenders and predators interact with children on the Pedophile Express.

Express.

by Jimmy Earl Carter, Jr. August 4, 2006

26๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


pedophile priests

homosexual satanists who rape young preteen boys and early teenage boys

pedophile priests or pp's for short

by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 22, 2004

43๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


pedophile mile

any town or area with a larger than normal population of pedophiles. in other words "creep central" or "where uncle mark touched me". There are a few defining characteristics of a pedophile mile that distinguishes it from other suburban areas.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.

tim: "dude you took the long way home? arent there a shitload of creepy old people?"

john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."

tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"

john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."

by a3ro October 10, 2010

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