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see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")
Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")
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The waddle a person does with their pants around their ankles after having a bad case of diarrhea and realizing there is no toilet paper left on the roll and no back-up items in reach.
“Dude, I had to do the Mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday's lunch just to find something to wipe with!”
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Just like doggie style, the woman gets on her hands and knees and the man is behind sticking his cock into her pussy (or ass), but for penguin style you throw in a bit of spanking while doing it.
Man & woman get into penguin style position
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The act of approaching another person, getting within 4 inches of them (chest to chest), and flapping your arms up and down
No Ray, they were Penguin Hugging
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A place where you can be a penguin and has a strict chat but people still go on dates and do it on their couches.
Jojogurl15: I love Club Penguin. I went on a date yesterday. We had some fun on the couch.
Purplyhubub: Me too!!! Except we had fun in the back seats of the stage. But I did get banned.
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When male and female are in the act of sex, the male, before he blows, takes his dick out of her and shoots his wad into the woman's eyes. Then he punches her in both of her tits, causing her to grab her breasts in pain and blindly waddle around the room, mildly resembling a penguin.
"DIRTY PENGUIN" *punches tits*
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What happens after a ping-pong ball goes threw puberty and is no longer bouncable.
Damn it my favorite ball just went penguin.
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