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When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah
A man with far too much dick confidence.
Christopher Williams is full of penile hubris.
Where a gay man or straight woman goes on google to look for a picture of a penis
Woah that gay is a penile googler
A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.
You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now
its when your dick shoots out a steady stream of semen
i gave a girl a penile super soaker and got her pregnant
When ur dick has a smaller dick inside it like in the movie alien
You see that guy with Penile Alientitis? Shit was crazy.
when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.