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The inability of an older man to gain and maintain an erection due to an inability to concentrate on the task at hand
When you can’t stop thinking about the garden when you should be concentrating on you’re wife’s lady garden, you might be suffering from Penile Dementia.
The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.
It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
When you can distinguish peniles.
Mom! The doctir said I have penile distinction! I can distinguish peniles!
A new hip drug term for when you cum in a bong, put weed in then take FAAAAAAAT rips.
Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate
Very similar to senile decrepitude only its not your brain that is soft.
Similar to whiskey dick.
A serious softening of the penis.
Impotence.
Hey man what is wrong with me?!?!?! Not even that wild ass HOT red head could get me hard last night. I must be getting old or something...
No man it was all that tequila you drank.
Yea but she was SO HOT... and she sat on my face for a half hour and nothing...
Wow dude you must have penile decrepitude setting in.
That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.
Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!
You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die
Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.