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His name is Philip
He wrote this poem just to show it
And he, just turned nine.
You can write rhymes but
You can't write his
Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut
The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips
The SECOND best biology teacher to ever exist
“Wow, Paula Philips is so good at teaching biology!!!”
He is the first child of Eliza and Alexander Hamilton, He was shot in a duel by George Eacker when he was only nineteen years old.
Person1 : Philip Hamilton deserved so much better!
Person2: I know! I can't believe that he died only because George Eacker can't count to ten!
As with all Philips or Phillips, not well endowed (less then 4 inches) average in bed, good with hands (wood work, metal work) likes outdoor adventures, loves sun baking nude,
Hey Kym, I'm sun baking nude with my small penis.
Ok Philip Kay
The same equivalent of saying “thats what she said” but gayer
Philip is a pervert and everything he says is sexual
Im so drunk I might be “hey Philip”
I´m still straight though :(