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Piano

A dildo u put in ur ass

John: I pianoed last night and I didn’t use anal stretching cream

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021


Carson Piano

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carson piano is st2jcxcxv

by Stormispoggers July 21, 2022


Piano Palms

When your entire palms are soft and smooth like piano fingers.

"Damn Bill. You got the piano palms!" - Christine

by 10,000VoltGhost August 25, 2018


Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.

Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022


dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 25, 2015


Piano Key

A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"

(Because yknow the straight flag looks like a piano key idk how to use it in a sentence)

by Thatqueerfriend October 18, 2021


The Piano Notes Gc

A super cool harry potter twitter stan groupchat where a bunch of crazy ass girls simp for every character in harry potter, till they cry over how much they want to start a life with them 😋

“omg do you know who the piano notes gc is?”

“no, who tf are they?”

“trust me, you don’t want to know.. they are crazy ass bitches”

by rynnlovesyou November 11, 2020