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1.) The blue pine stingray is a stingray recently discovered by the Jorge foundation of marine preservation and exploration. Blue pine stingrays can be found in the fjords of Norway, especially those near or within the arctic circle. The stingrays are given their name from the blue pine trees in the fjord where they were discovered. Blue pine stingray shave evolved the incredible ability to live outside of the water for long periods of time, and can breathe moist or damp air through primitive gills, but will not survive in dry environments. The blue pine stingray poses a high threat to humans exploring Norway’s fjords. The stingray can be found on both land and sea, and may even have a freshwater larval stage, so Norwegians are advised to watch where they step and report any confirmed sightings to the Jorge foundation for marine conservation preservation and exploration. The stinging barbs are designed to pick up small bacteria, protozoans, and other disease causing organisms. A sting can cause seizures, hemorrhaging, amnesia, paralyzation, gangrene, and ultimately a slow and painful death. The blue pine stingray may provide a large contribution to stem cell and cancer research, but this field of science is still young, and the blue pine stingray is rarely studied. Reports exist of a Norwegian cruise line ship carrying a specimen to Sweden, where a small colony has begun, but shows no sign of growth. The ecology of this creature is a mystery to science.
Idiot 1: *steps on a 1x16 lego brick*
Idiot 2: At least you didn’t get stung by a BLUE PINE STINGRAY!!!
Both: *chuckle*
Amazing school. Full of intellectual badasses. Don't mess with us, because even though we don't have HS sports at our school, we still own the teams we do join. Why? BECAUSE WE'RE MOTHERFUCKING GIFTED.
"Ha. Look at that nerd, kid goes to Pine View School."
"Yeah dude, but he kind of just kicked your ass in every sport possible, and took your girlfriend."
*"nerd" walks by with girlfriend, and flips the guy off.*
"OWNED"
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One of the main character in the Disney animation by Alex Hirsch. #GravityFalls It's divided into 2 seasons with weirdmaggedon as the final episodes. Try it!
Mason "Dipper" Pines Does Not Like To Be Called Mason. He Likes To Be Called Dipper, Because Of His Birthmark On His Forehead That Looks Like The Big Dipper.
THE BEST PLACE EVER!!!!! EVERYONE IS HAPPY AND THE FOOD IS SO GOOD!!!
Hey what camp should I go to?
POINT O PINES!!
A way of threatening someone, much like how Dorothy would threaten Sophia in Golden Girls. Usually a way to get someone to do something straight away.
I'm not going, No way!
Shady pines Ma
Okay I'll go
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A college prep school located in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, often see as "that rich kid school" and/or "that really hard school". With a 78 acre Fort Lauderdale campus and a 20 acre Boca Raton Campus, PC includes many different facilities. Pine Crest wastes no time when it comes to molding the brains of students and piling on extracurriculars. Many students go on to attend acclaimed Colleges and Universitys as well as Ivy League schools. Students can be seen indulging in 'student store' cookies to relieve stress while getting smothered by exam week 3 times a year, and multiple tests daily. In the long run, as much as students actually 'live' at Pine Crest, the journey is well worth the fight.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the kid who went alone to Iraq?
Person 2: Yeah didn't he go to Pine Crest School in Florida?
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Stop eating all my pine rice
This Rice is no good without Pine
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