playing somebody

Being a complete dick and fucking with peoples emotions.

Playing somebody is when somebody says they like you but doesn't.

playing attari

A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system

Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.



While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?

Playing Skyrim

When you say you're going to play skyrim, but in truth, you're actually just downloading more mods and modding the hell out of it. You then proceed to enter the game, see a bug, proceed to try and fix the files, enter the game, see another different bug and then proceed to this again and again for a few hours until you're happy with your set up.

"Oh, I was playing skyrim the whole day yesterday."

dik play

Something you trip your nut sack into a frenzy of.

The term was coined by the now anonymous author of a Dysfunctional Family Circus submission.

The term has obious connotations of using one's own digits to manipulate one's own or a second party's cock for recreational purposes.

Whoa, im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play.

Want to get faced and go back to my dorm for some dik play?

Playing the crib

You’re staying home . Not going out

Sam ; you pulling up ?
Jaileen ; nah bro sht prolly wack either way . I’m playing the crib

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playing stratego

another way to talk about sexual intercourse in front of a too young or too old of an audience.

Dude, so are you and Monica planning on fu-- playing stratego later?

play cousin

someone who you growed up around, and know like family but ain't related to yaz.

Oh him? He my play cousin.

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