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A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed
YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.
Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
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- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.
2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!
- Yes!
Letting a hard rain wash your car.
Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.
a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
A septic tank leak that floods your property.
Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.
Vodka and Orange juice cocktail (aka screw driver)
"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?
i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin
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