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A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed
YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.
a non-existant item that you have culinary or pastry interns look for. often used in a practical joke where victim does the runaround in the restaurant or internship site looking for said polish.
intern: I couldn't find the lobster polish!
chef: It might be in the basement storage.
(intern returns unsuccessful)
intern: Its not in the storage.
chef: go ask the cook where it is!?!!
Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.
1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.
2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!
- Yes!
Letting a hard rain wash your car.
Jacob got a Polish Carwash last night during the storm.
Vodka and Orange juice cocktail (aka screw driver)
"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?
100 men are all lined up in a circle, facing the man in front of him's back, all turned at 3.6 degrees. (To make the full circle). Each man is butt fucking the man in front of him and is being butt fucked by the man behind him.
Did you hear that Bobby got invited to a Polish Barbecue last month? He just found out he has gonorrhea.