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Honeydew Polish

Saliva, urine, and nut mixed together.

Shut up before I unleash my honeydew polish upon your face!

by TyphoonWigga March 8, 2019


polish bedwarmer

A fart after a large variety of kolbassa that happens while you ae sleeping in bed

YAWNNNNNNNNN what time is it brrrrrrrrrrr oh god oh gooood not a polish bedwarmer.

by lokis little helper August 21, 2011


Polish Helmet

In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.

we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet

by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2021


polish cunt

A love filled fwendship between a polish kid and fadnams

what a polish cunt

by fadnams November 22, 2019


Polish Barbecue

100 men are all lined up in a circle, facing the man in front of him's back, all turned at 3.6 degrees. (To make the full circle). Each man is butt fucking the man in front of him and is being butt fucked by the man behind him.

Did you hear that Bobby got invited to a Polish Barbecue last month? He just found out he has gonorrhea.

by why_is_every_handle_taken September 28, 2017


Polish Mimosa

Vodka and Orange juice cocktail (aka screw driver)

"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?

by travel chicken March 18, 2017


polishing the dolphin

jerking off

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin

by carl hern December 12, 2013

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