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The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole
“Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”
When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.
My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.
An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses
THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.
The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.
I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!
The butthole
Put your foot in Ian’s chocolate pond
This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.
“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”
Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”