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Vaginal discharge that gets on you while fingering a girl.
My friend came home this morning covered in poon magma.
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Points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl's womanhood. The more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.
Guy #1: Dude, you owe me, I got you like 30 poon points today with Ashley.
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Poon chen is an infectious disease that causes the intense rotting of the genetalia and can only be treaeted with poon-chen cream except in severe cases. Such cases may only be handled by an expert such as Dr. M. Riding.
"Hey dude, can you help me out, i'm out of cream and my poon-chen is acting up again" - poor sod with poon-chen
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poon slayer- a guy who fucks alot of hot chicks
"He fucked two chicks last night, what a poon slayer!"
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Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.
Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!
Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!
Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.
"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."
"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"
the result of a disgusting untaken care of vagina that forms crusty's inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes dicks.
While Joe and Maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her vagina in and onto his penis.
He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"