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A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.
I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.
To strike another's perineum (the taint) with one's fingertips, which are reinforced by one's hands pressed together as if in prayer.
Garcia broke his finger trying to poon chuck a freshman's taint.
Opposite of a sausage fest. A place or event comprising of mostly, if not all females (vaginas)
Collin, Jon and Garrett went to ABP, and it was a total poon party. They enjoyed their meal greatly, it was exquiiiisite.
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A male who is of an abnormally horny nature, who persists in attempting to seduce every woman in his immediate radius, despite their complete lack of interest.
"Marty: Well, any luck with the women last night?"
"Lee: No, man, I tried every one of 'em but no luck."
"Marty: you're such a fucking poon terrorist."
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1. The poon that is acquired while attending a Model United Nations Conference during the Delegate Dance, or in other social forums such as during committee or on the plane back home.
Dwayne: Hey, Tim. Did you get any Mun Poon this weekend?
Tim: Why, yes, Dwayne. I received copious amounts of Mun Poon. It was truly a Model United Nations Conference that I attended.
Dwayne: Given that the poon received occurred at a Model United Nations conference, I suppose it would be accurate to refer to the poon received as Mun Poon.
Tim: Yes, Dwayne. Yes it would.
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your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping
young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon
cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
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a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
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