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Pootis

Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life

Her: “What is the meaning if life?”
Him: “Pootis”

by Jay_The_Doggo August 23, 2020


Pootis

N. A heavy from TF2 that is friendly to the player, often posessing a chicken kiev hat.
V. The shortened, funny version of heavy TF2 saying "Put Dispenser Here" aka "Pootis Penser Here".

Guys look, it's a wild Pootis right there!
Engineer, pootis!

by wenderender4t April 16, 2022


Pootis

A spoken line by the Heavy in TF2. To achieve it, it is mostly used during a handgun taunt resulting in Pootis Pow!

Wow, a random friendly.
Friendly Heavy/Hoovy : Pootispencer here!

by Ploofman November 25, 2019


Pootis

Definition 1:Pootis or Potus is the meaning of life

Definition 2:The people who live in sandvichland

Definition 3:A word often used by the rare and endangered Hoovy species to get others attention

I AM THE POOTIS MAN,COMING FROM SANDVICH LAND!

by The Dank Smasher June 6, 2017


pooTI

A UTI from putting it in the stink and then back in the pink

Person 1: “why’s does Hanna hate you so much?”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”

by PooTIthang July 25, 2019


pootis

a cute orange bird

He went to pet the pootis

by pootis enthusiast September 27, 2022


stealing the pooty

is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !

Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !

Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?

Well yeah !

by Uncle Striker December 4, 2019