Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life
Her: “What is the meaning if life?”
Him: “Pootis”
N. A heavy from TF2 that is friendly to the player, often posessing a chicken kiev hat.
V. The shortened, funny version of heavy TF2 saying "Put Dispenser Here" aka "Pootis Penser Here".
Guys look, it's a wild Pootis right there!
Engineer, pootis!
A spoken line by the Heavy in TF2. To achieve it, it is mostly used during a handgun taunt resulting in Pootis Pow!
Wow, a random friendly.
Friendly Heavy/Hoovy : Pootispencer here!
Definition 1:Pootis or Potus is the meaning of life
Definition 2:The people who live in sandvichland
Definition 3:A word often used by the rare and endangered Hoovy species to get others attention
I AM THE POOTIS MAN,COMING FROM SANDVICH LAND!
A UTI from putting it in the stink and then back in the pink
Person 1: “why’s does Hanna hate you so much?”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”
is when you tell a women any lie that it takes to get her to have sex with you !
Hey that woman from work how did you land her?
I got to know her at work and then as I did and as she told me about her relationship, I would say things like, well if I was him I would do everything with you that he doesn't do !
Oh so you have been stealing the pooty then ?
Well yeah !