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Similar to "gotta jet" or "gotta bounce", this phrase means to leave somewhere very quickly with speed matching that of prom dress removal at a post-prom party.
Talk to ya later, I'm off like a prom dress.
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When the Prom dance is over and you and your date are riding in the limo around town..she goes to give you a blow job and your foreskin gets caught in her braces. After a few minutes of panic and fear you realize that you need to tell the chauffer to go to the nearest Emergency room. The chauffer takes you there and then you beg him to go get a Doctor(cuz you and your date can't really move). The Doctors and Nurses come (but you don't) and have to perform a quick surgery in the limo. Then they make a call to your parents at about 1:00am.
Amy didn't plan on winning Prom Queen so she left early to enjoy a Limo ride with Blake and it didn't turn out so well. Her dad was furious about what happened and poor Blake is still bedded up at the hospital from the Prom Night Limo Liplock.
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Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.
In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''
A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.
Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.
Prom Night Dumpster Baby is similar to other stories of teenagers discarding babies.
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The ultimate level of tightness. Something is so thorough or well done, it will never be recreated on that level of tightness again, much like prom night sex.
"I heard that rock show was tight last night, how tight was it?" "It was tight like prom night!"
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The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.
hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes
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dark skinned colored teenage boys who look for prom dates in a skirts to not look lonely
an indian boy asking a white girl to prom and having the white girl not want to take pictures with the indian teenagers, indian boys and prom love to go to prom
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1. What one says when one kills the prom queen
2. Awesome australian metal band, interesting way of screaming, sounds a bit like a low growl.
1. *stab stab* AHAHAHAHAHA I killed the prom queen
2. IKTPQ rules!
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