what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"
I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!
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Hey baby, I wanna step in your meat puddle.
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a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.
wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.
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A girl that leaves puddles on your bed, during or after sexual activity.
Dude like omg, shes such a Puddles Mcgee. Help me wash my blankets mom.
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A euphemism for having vaginal sex during the period, named for the pinkish mess created by the intermingling of blood and semen.
1. She was really horny during her period so we made a pink puddle.
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Shitty band. Stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies.
Puddle of Mudd stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" and used it for "She Hates Me".
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A pathetic attempt by Fred Durst to revitalize grunge used around late 2001-early 2002. The band had very little potential and just wrote carbon copy radio friendly material. Nirvana is obviously their biggest influence. Apparantely, they only had like two hit songs, "Blurry" and "She Hates Me", and their 2003 album "Life In Display" was ignored and nobody gave a shit about it.
Ordinary guy: Remember Puddle of Mudd?
Music fan: Unfortunately, yes.
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