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Stuffing the Pumpkin

The careful and meticulously crafted art of ejaculating in every possible hole situated on your partner's face. The 'pumpkin' in the term refers to your bitch's large terrifying noggin and 'stuffing'... well ...

Like carving a pumpkin, care and detail in this endeavour is essential, as the task is not for the rookie or faint of heart. It has been compared to open-heart surgery when regarding its difficulty. In order to properly stuff a girl's pumpkin you must jizz in both of her ears, both nostrils, the mouth and on the eyeballs... all in one shot. Only the true master of their domain can exude the control and power needed to accomplish this sex trick. However, if performed correctly, girls instantly cream themselves.... despite the common belief...

Stuffing the Pumpkin Definition: Essentially turn your girl's face into a Picasso.

Bruh, Alicia and I got frisky last night. I was dicking her down and she asked for me to stuff her pumpkin. Of course I obliged. I got all the right spots dude. She creamed all over her thighs afterward.

by Schmo Grums December 28, 2015


Mmmk Pumpkin

A reassuring way to say ok to someone.

Landon: I am better than you at reading.
Helen: Mmmk Pumpkin.

by Fuel483slow June 4, 2022


curfew pumpkin

A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.

She left the party in a hurry without explaining so she might be a curfew pumpkin

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019


pumpkin pi

what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter

Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.

by thafunkmeister August 29, 2009

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“Say pumpkin”

i swear down!

“Say pumpkin” is another phrase replacement for “Swear down?” or “mums?” You cannot lie whilst saying pumpkin, as it was sworn into the universe to get very bad luck if done so.

Fred: I won the lottery today!
Rosie: Say pumpkin!
Fred: Pumpkin. Pack your stuff we’re going to Hawaii!

A phrase created by @sariria_ and @kynangobola on Instagram.

by the almighty peppa pig July 18, 2019


Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.

Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.

by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010


pumpkin twat

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.

Britney Spears has a nasty pumpkin twat

by Alexis B December 26, 2008