a person who shows their sexual intentions through the use of puppets
dude that Puppet Freak is raping that doll
Itβs another word for your DICK
I slapped that bitch with my meat puppet and gave her some chin butter
When someone shoves their hand up another's anus, and move it as if it were a puppet to make the other person talk as if they were a human puppet
Sal was sleeping and I was bored. So to entertain myself I gave him the good old stinky puppet
Itβs your hand, fool. Puppets are hand controlled objects, not other people. So a fuck puppet is your hand. Sure, a bunch of guys can get together and have their own puppet show but thatβs another definition.
You get any action last night?
Nah, just spent some time with my Fuck Puppet..
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An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
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When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.
When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"
Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!
Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!
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1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.
2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.
3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.
Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O
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