put a ring on it

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."

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put a donk on it

to add a repeating 'donk', or 'clunk' sound (onomatopoeic) to a piece of music when writing or remixing it, typically on the offbeat, characteristic of bassline/scouse house/niche & NRG.

"..what you wanna do wi dat right? - You wanna put a bangin' donk on it..."

"Perhaps it might sound much improved if one were to put a donk on it?"

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Put a tampon in it

When a girl is in a moany or angry mood. Most probably on her period and a drag on the social event.

Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'

Girl on period; 'Oohhhh, I broke another nail. I just want to kill myself!

Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'

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Put a sock in it!

A jeering group-yell type of response to the 45th POTUS whom everyone finally now knows is entirely full of shit.

“Put a sock in it!“ yelled the crowd of blue-collar teamsters, all perfectly in unison, before he even opened his lying pie-hole.

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put a dog in it

To imply to a male/female to open a dog walking service in their vagina, and/or anus. Usually used describe a slutty person.

Hey, Sarah, Why don't you put a dog in it!

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put down

To force love on someone ; to have / claim dominance over someone that might take you for-granted

She always left with no trace like she does every man that has the ability to love her , until he PUT DOWN , now she ain’t going nowhere!

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put the slipper in

(British) Varient of put the boot in, eg. kicking somebody when they're down.

When it became obvious he would be fired, the whole office took the chance to put the slipper in.

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