put a ring on it

To marry someone, usually a woman. From Beyonce's song "Single Ladies."

"If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it."
-Beyonce, "Single Ladies"

Marty: "Dude, let's hit up Big Al's tonight."
Brad: "Why, what's going on?"
Marty: "2-for-1 lapdances and $3 Jager bombs, dude."
Brad: "Jager bombs? I fuckin' shower in that shit!"
Both together (imitating "My New Haircut" scene and pointing in different directions): "Jager bombs! Jager bombs! Jager bombs!"
Brad: "I can't do it, broski. It's my 4 year anniversary with Stacy. I gotta take her somewhere nice, like Applebee's or some shit."
Marty: "Damn dogg, you're still hittin' that? You fin' to put a ring on it?"
Brad: "Hell no! I'm just in it cuz she's got a nice rack, a big ol' ass, and she's crazy in the sack."
Marty: "Don't worry bro, whenever you dump that shit and get back in the game the hos will be lining up. Bitches love nice, sensitive guys like us."
Brad: "Word."

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put a donk on it

to add a repeating 'donk', or 'clunk' sound (onomatopoeic) to a piece of music when writing or remixing it, typically on the offbeat, characteristic of bassline/scouse house/niche & NRG.

"..what you wanna do wi dat right? - You wanna put a bangin' donk on it..."

"Perhaps it might sound much improved if one were to put a donk on it?"

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Put a tampon in it

When a girl is in a moany or angry mood. Most probably on her period and a drag on the social event.

Used in same context as 'Put a lid on it'

Girl on period; 'Oohhhh, I broke another nail. I just want to kill myself!

Annoyed guy; 'Put a tampon in it, woman!'

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Put a sock in it!

A jeering group-yell type of response to the 45th POTUS whom everyone finally now knows is entirely full of shit.

“Put a sock in it!“ yelled the crowd of blue-collar teamsters, all perfectly in unison, before he even opened his lying pie-hole.

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put a dog in it

To imply to a male/female to open a dog walking service in their vagina, and/or anus. Usually used describe a slutty person.

Hey, Sarah, Why don't you put a dog in it!

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put down

To force love on someone ; to have / claim dominance over someone that might take you for-granted

She always left with no trace like she does every man that has the ability to love her , until he PUT DOWN , now she ain’t going nowhere!

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Put A K on it

1. Tells a group or team to take your fucking L and your ass
2. Smacked y’all shity ahh

We smacked Jacksonville 35-0 and put a k on it for sure JacksonvilleK

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