gear queer

A person who has a wealth of equipment they really can't use to it's extent. Usually a newbie or some looser who hopes to gain social stature through owning this equipment.

It's clear Jimmy is a gear queer - Look at all that gear he has hanging on his rack - He's only been climbing for a week or two!

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queer buccaneer

Similar to the ass pirate, the queer buccaneer pillages asses on all bodies of water, particularly enjoying the sweet sweet tang of a swashbuckler's juicy ass.

Hahaha, what a fucking queer buccaneer.

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Queers of War

1. The name my brother uses to call the XBOX:360 game "Gears of War."
2.Referring to homosexual people in the armed forces.

"Look, he's playing Queers of War again!!! What a loser."

"Yeah ok, your nothing but a Queer of War, fighting those helpless Iraqis"

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queer bomb

An admission of one's own homosexuality.

Tyrone: Bro, I just dropped the queer bomb on my parents. They are taking it pretty bad.
Johnny: That sucks.

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Cheer queer

Usually a guy who does cheerleading. Most of the time thought of as a homo.

Look at that cheer queer, What a fucken pussy..

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queer pressure

When one or more homosexual males (eg. TV's "Queer Eye") attempt to force meterosexuality on a heterosexual man using an intense tactical arsenal of embarrassment and shame.

Meterosexual guy: Hey man, let's go to that unisex boutique for some good old fashioned queer pressure.
Heterosexual guy: No way. Those guys always make me feel bad for having nose hair.

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Queer Boner

A rush of blood to the penis caused by something that is flagrantly homosexual.

Jimmy saw Andrew and he popped a queer boner.

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