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An enlarged, rigid and rock-hard state of the penis caused from sexual excitement, and a metaphor for Arnold Schwarzenegger going totally crazy with rage/anger/pain.
David: Dude, did you see that bitch over there with the thong poking out of her miniskirt?
Johnny: Holy fuck man, she's giving me a raging Arnold!
The act of being so pissed off you lose all control of your bodily functions, particularly bladder control. Also accompanied by rage defecating and rage crying.
It happens when a gamer dies in game that they were very in to.
Person 1: *dies*
Person 2: Isn't that the sixth time you've died?
Person 1: *rage-pisses himself*
Person 2: It's everywhere!!
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The peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. It can often times lead to assaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. A possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.
With my pending at work and the amount of people calling me each day I'm on the brink of desk rage and one day I'm going to break and take it out on that weird guy that sits next to me.
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The effect of warm summer heat on certain species. Incidents of rape, random stabbings and murder tend to increase dramatically when Groid-Rage is experienced.
Your honour, my client was suffering from seasonal Groid Rage and therefore cannot be held responsible for his actions.
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v. To spew forth semen in an angry or otherwise furious manner.
"I swear to God, if you don't stop that I'm going to rage ejaculate all over you and your extended family, pets included."
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Fang Rage
The uttermost extreme form of nerd raging that can occur in the universe. Fang Rage can result in lost of brain cells, penis in blender, table smashing, wrist cutting, FPS Doug mode, and possibly bloody diarrhea out the ears. So far there is only one being in the universe capable of Fang Rage. However every time some types/says his name, a baby mudkip is killed.
Person 1: LOL OWNED
Person 2: AHJKFHAKJF HEY FUCK YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF AND PLAY YOUR LITTLE MONEY HACKING STARCRAFT GAMES WITH YOUR HACKS FUCKING CHEATER. *Rage Quit*
Person 1: Geez Fang Rage much?
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The insuppressible emotion experienced upon sight of an unbelievably cute animal that causes the brain to overload and create a sensation of rage at the world for having created a creature so incomprehensively adorable and not placed it directly in your lap. Can only be relieved by punching or smashing a nearby object and then talking in a crazy voice about how you want to smash said animal's face or pull its ears off when in reality it is so precious that if it crawled up to you you'd just dissolve into a puddle of goo.
Person 1: "Look at the fluffy baby bunny on Zooborns!"
Person 2: ***CUTE RAGE*** "OH MY GOD IT'S SO PRECIOUS I WANT TO RIP ITS LITTLE EARS OFF!"
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