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A person who once seeing a facebook status is all over it like a rash with comments and thumbs up.
OMG, she's commented on my boyfriends status for like the 17th time today, shes such a status rash!
Red patches that appear on ones chest after a vigorous wank. Occurs to excessive wankers.
Jack: “Lads, I was beating my meat last night, looked down, should’ve seen THE STATE of my wank rash!”
Ben: “I get that all the time, I love tugging myself!”
when you have a small dick and youve been jerking off to hard it starts to feel raw leading to chines rash
man idk how to tell my girlfriend i got a chines rash
james - did you see kates slag-rash
emily - yea its a big 1!
A disease for people from the North. Often linked to poverty, 'Fallon Rash' occurs from a diet of chips, gravy and WKD. Sufferers of 'Fallon Rash' often report an urge to shout 'ey ey ey' as they scratch the itch. A key instigator of the 'Fallon Rash' is mild arousal, built up from slowly rubbing themselves against the arms of their chairs at work
"Yuck, look at her Fallon Rash"
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"'ey ey ey' - it feels good to stratch my Fallon"
Stains on clothing obtained by using public transportation or walking in public.
Bob: Jane, did you realize you had a huge stain on your sleeve?
Jane: No! This jacket is brand new. Ahh! It must be from me leaning on the Metro this morning.
Bob: Looks like a bad case of metro rash.
The resultant effect of cups stacked within each other causing friction abrasion
Your glass isn't dirty, it's just got some rim rash