the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. ).
While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.
the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )
While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.
gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.
i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!
Illogical/confusing/irrational internet message board posts that combine worldwide news with the writer's daily thoughts on life.
Have you read The Reaper Report from this morning? What is he talking about? It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.
when the police arrests more blacks proportionally than other races even though blacks are a minority.
The black suspicion report put more blacks in jail than any other race.
A description of small boobs by small boob lovers.
I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
A term that originated from the 2018 game Among Us, in which it would describe a player reporting a dead body that they themselves had killed; its use has since been expanded to describe any action by a person that unnecessarily draws attention to something negative about themselves. It is similar to a Freudian slip, but it does not require the person to make an accidental error; their words or actions are typically deliberate, and the person may already be perfectly aware of the negative connotations of their conduct.
Original Use
Player 1: I found this body in the communications room.
Player 2: I checked the vitals monitor a few seconds ago and no one was dead, this kill must have just happened.
Player 3: Is this a self-report?
Current Use
Person A: I like when people post about funny things they do to get out of doing work at their jobs, it really makes everyone seem a bit more human.
Person B: Fair, although the self-report can often get a person fired if they post using their actual name, so I wouldn't recommend joining them anytime soon, okay?