rice burner

rice burner = yamamoto's revenge

Any asian "car for the consumer" that has been equipped with a five inch length of stove pipe for an exhaust tip (usually more tips than cylinders) and a shopping cart wing that is commonly mistaken for a solar panel or work bench/shelf where tips and assorted neon glow sticks can be inspected on. You'll hear and smell one before u see one due to the lack of engine maintenance (oil) and the ping pong ball in the muffler. You can use this early warning to your advantage and either hide or load the bigest gun u can find. The vehicle is ussually poorly lowered onto "chrome wagon wheels" aka dubs, which makes the ride extremely unstable so always give them enough room on the road.

"did we just pass a chrome mexican farting into a mega phone?"
"no dude that was a rice burner."
see honda

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Rice crispies

Cold hard cash that is meant to be spent on hash.

I g'd some rice crispies from da rich cracker so I could get me more weed.

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rice pudding

A Big Stomach with long Brown Hair. Or the Act of Shoving someones face into a big hairy stomach.

Dude you just got the Rice Pudding!

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sweat rice

noun
A ritually prepared meal of rice intended to trap (tie) a man in a romantic relationship. Women prepare the meal by cooking rice and squatting over the steaming pot allowing the mix of condensation and bodily juices to "sweat" into the rice.

As she squatted over the cauldron, the heat was just right to bring out all the flavor for some -extra sweaty- sweat rice.

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rice burner

n. 1. Originally coined by oldschool bikers in the early 80's, a derogatory and borderline rascist term used to describe Japanese and other import motorcycles which were not Harley Davidsons or made in the USA.

2. Adapted from it's original meaning in the mid 90's, a term used to describe an R-Type vehicle based on the phrase "riced up", which denotes a heavily modified car that is usually an import, where the cost of the actual modifications usually exceed the vehicles bluebook value.

1. "That Kawasaki Ninja isn't a real bike, it's just a piece of shit rice burner"

2. "You bought that Honda Civic for $8,000 and put $16,000 worth of junk into that rice burner"

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damien rice

An Irish musician whose soul you can feel through his music. His music makes you feel the joy and pain of living.

Damien Rice's "Cheers Darlin'" is the perfect angsty love song

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got rice?

used by azn people generally to ask another person if they're azn or to express their extreme partriotism for their asian ethnicity.

got rice bitch?

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