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Arguably the best quad/dirt bike channel on Youtube. Full of redneck activity, sexual noises and unexpected ear rapes in basically every episode. The Quad Ricers are all around 21 years old so they’re old enough to drink in most states but not quite mature enough to land a decent job. They act like they’re still 14, which is why the channel is so hysterical. Most of the time you’ll see them clapping out any Bilstein suspension they can get their hands on and giving everything a check while leaving room for plenty of memes in between.
Guy: Did you see the Quad Ricers fuck up the rebuild?
Guy 2: Yeah, but it’s a beater.
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An exhaust pipe on a car in which the circumference of the pipe is ridiculously large and obnoxiously loud and high-pitched. The sound consists of how a turbocharged weed wacker would sound. Usually found on older Japanese cars, or "ricer" cars in general.
Hey man, look how that dude thinks his car is fast with his ricer pipe. What a shame.
Blaming something else (besides the fact that your car is slow) for the reason you lost a race.
my clutch was slipping, I missed 2nd, my tires are bald, my boost was on low setting, I have bad KR, etc...
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used to describe a car show that is mainly for imports that have extensive ricer mods like lambo doors, neon lights, crazy paint jobs, etc..
dude 1: did you go to that ricer convention on saturday?
dude 2: i didnt have time to install iceman intake and neon lights so i didnt get to go
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The ricer exhaust pipe that make it sound like a lawn mower.
That ricer fartcan is making my ears bleeding!
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A fake citation put on the windshield of ricers.
note: there are different version of the ricer citation.
"You are hereby cited for the following offense(s) which make your car rice. It is suggested you remove these violations from your car so people will stop laughing at you."
Color: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Make: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Model: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Location: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Time: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Date: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
"The described then and there committed the following offense(s) contrary to respectable and mature auto maintenance"
_Obnoxious Fart Can Exhaust -----------------
-Sounds like a weed-eater on crack -----------------
-Is big enough to smuggle watermelons
-Has dual exhaust, yet only one cylinder bank
_Ridiculous Body Kit _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Improperly/poorly installed-------------
-Doesn't match paint job---------
_Less than desirable paint job---------
-Notation color that shouldn't exist-----------
-Primer/bad paint job in general-------------------
_Ridiculous spoiler _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Just plain ugly/useless on your slow car----------
-Is on a front wheel drive vehicle--------------
_Lowered to the point of stupidity-------------
-By cutting the springs-----------
-Without the use of a camber correction kit-----
_Incorrect badging:--------- ----
-VTEC badges on a car not so equipped---------
-Type-R badges on a car not s equipped-----
-Trim level badged as _____ when it is actually _______
_Stickers for parts not actually on the car-------
-NOS _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Eibach _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Flowmaster _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
-Other: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_Miscellaneous---------------------- - --
"Failure to respond the the violation as charged shall be considers an admission of liability and many judgment will be made against you in the name of bad taste."
Another Example Checklist: - - -- - - -
Exhaust tips larger than muffler outlet
Muffler outlet larger than exhaust piping
Toyota Supra spoiler on something other than a supra
Stickers for products the vehicle is not equipped with : Eibach Flowmaster NOS Other _____
Joe: Look at the fucking ricer in that parking lot.
Dave: haha, lets go give him a ricer citation.
Joe: Good Idea!
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This also applies to any car part from Japan, especially motors. Even if they offer no benefit over those available elsewhere (or are actually worse due to parts availability and shady importers) ricers will pay HUGE amounts of money for them. The tax is only increased if the motor was ever mentioned in an anime or used for early drifting.
You could build a B20 frankenstein motor with 225hp using parts from a CR-V and Integra for junkyard prices, but ricers STILL pay thousands for a worn out, probably stolen 200hp "JDM" motor.
Then there's the JDM wheels and body parts, which can cost thousands for no benefit at all. Ricer Tax is especially huge for JDM wheels, even if they're tiny, ugly and offer no benefit over a decent set of aftermarket wheels.
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